Some favourite quotes from some
favourite films and TV-series. They're all
linked to Internet
Movie Database [IMDb] if you'd like to know more...
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
A Fish Called Wanda
"It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian
Ventura: Pet Detective
When Nature Calls
"Did you have any
problem getting in? No, the guy with the rubber glove was
"All-righty then! ...excuse me, your balls are showing.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"...And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."
"I'm the gringo who
"Charlie don't surf!"
"Harry, the clock
on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking."
Good As It Gets
"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a
fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, and one
week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a
decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face
because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint.
Even then, don't come knocking!"
to the Future
"When this baby hits eighty-eight miles
per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit."
Band Of Brothers
"I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler
started this whole thing, so now I'm here".
"Are you really an A&R man? You look more like a homeless
"Your brain is so minor Baldrick, - that if a hungry
cannibal cracked your head open and scooped out the inside, it
wouldn't be enough to cover a small water-biscuit!"
There were some amusing lines in the
first episode. Daily Express
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
"Wake up,... time to die!"
"Candy-gram for Mongo!"
"How much for the little girl? Your women -- how much
for the women?"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a
full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit
Boardwalk Empire [TV series]
"You can't be half a gangster, Nucky."
Bosch [TV series]
"Golf is not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while
doing it, it's not a sport."
Boston Legal [TV series]
"I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to
trial. Lock & load!"
Breaking Bad [TV series]
"Yeah Mr. White! Yeah! Science!!"
Californication [TV series]
"I love women. I have all their albums."
"You're not just a fisherman! You're not just a fisherman!"
"You think you're big time? You gonna fuckin' die... big time!"
"The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean
every little fuckin' thing. If a guy fuckin' slipped on a fuckin'
banana peel, they blamed me."
"Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular!"
"Don't get me cornered. You don't have the trunk space."
Crown, The [TV series]
"For better or
worse, the crown has landed on my head."
"You wanted me, here I am!"
Dead Poets Society
"See you Monday. We'll be talking about Freud and why he
did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
"God damn cock-sucking hoople-heads!"
Dexter [TV series]
"Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But
they're both dead now. I didn't kill them, honest."
"I wanted this to be professional, efficient and
cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Your Mr. Takagi did not see it that
way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life".
"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
- "Of course you may." [After a pause, and with relief]
"What is in the bag? Hair care products, mostly."
Entourage [TV series]
"Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do
today, along with inserting needles in my cock!"
Fargo [TV series]
it is. You're screwed. You made a choice, and this is the
consequence. Me, - I am the consequence!"
"There are no
saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Incredible! One of my worst performances and they never
doubted it for a second."
"Never had one lesson!"
Fifth Element, The
"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
& Fletch Lives
"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water-buffalo".
"I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor
but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it."
"You're a hero, man! You will never pay for a drink for
as long as you live."
Frank & Robot
Robot: Hello Frank. It is a
pleasure to meet you. Frank: How do you know?
"Nixon the man? As opposed to what? Nixon the horse?"
"You think we watch any of your movies, Harry? I've seen better film on teeth."
"At my signal, unleash hell!"
"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly
"Funny? Funny how?"
"You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda' got
for a buck fifty at the public library."
"Clear skies with a chance of satellite debris."
Green Mile, The
"The man is mean, careless, and stupid. Bad combination in a
place like this."
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I
met a girl. We ate lobster and drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters.
That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over
"You failed to maintain your weapon, son."
"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for
herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
"I'm talking to an empty telephone,
'cause there is a dead man on the other end of this in' line."
House M.D. [TV series]
House of Cards [TV series]
"A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex.
Sex is about power."
"We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over, I
can only save one of us."
"You fuck dumb. You don't
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, - I expect you to die, Mr. Bond."
"I think we need a bigger boat!"
"Show me the money!!!"
King's Speech, The
"In this grave hour fuck fuck fuck perhaps the most
fateful in our history bugger shit shit."
Last Samurai, The
"For $500 a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one
thing in mind, I'd gladly kill you for free!"
"No women, no kids. That's the
Mathilda: "You killed my Brother."
Stansfield: "I'm sorry,
- and you want to join him?"
Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia."
"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle
Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you
them for free!"
Mad Max - Fury Road
"Oh what a day, what a lovely day!"
"I'm gonna have to science the
shit out of this."
"Same again, sir - large one?
Certainly!... No I've no idea what that noise was...Ice?..."
Barman, SS Titanic, April 1912.
"I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm
addicted to it."
Narcos [TV series]
"Plata o plomo?"
Newsroom, The [TV series]
"...there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement
that we're the greatest country in the world. We're 7th in
literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life
expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median
household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in
exports. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of
incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who
believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we
spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom
are allies. Now, none of this is the fault of a 20 year old
college student. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a
member of the worst generation ever. So when you ask,
"what makes us the greatest country in the world?" I dunno
know what the fuck you're talking about. Yosemite?
No Country For Old Men
"Just how dangerous is he?" "Compared to what? The bubonic
"Second most successful robbery; the Flamingo in '71. This guy
actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he
was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn
"Are you in or are you out?"
"Blame is for God and small children."
Planes, Trains & Automobiles
"Those aren't pillows!"
"That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's
worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."
"I'm an excellent driver!"
"I don't give a fuck what you know, I'm
going to kill you anyway"
"You know you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger... like Wyoming!"
"I, uh, notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a
wise choice 'cause I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as
far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm."
Saving Private Ryan
"He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a
disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb."
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This
town's like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."
"This isn't going to have a happy ending."
Shawshank Redemption, The
"I don't belong here! I want to go home! I want my
Another Prisoner: I had your mother, she wasn't that great."
Shield, The [TV series]
"Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm
gonna lose patience."
Silence Of The Lambs,
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver
with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Sons of Anarchy [TV series]
"So is that why grandma killed my other mommy so my first
mommy could be here with me?"
Sopranos [TV series]
"I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to
"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a
combination of Fergie and Jesus."
This Is Spinal
"The amp goes to eleven!"
Truman Show, The
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon,
good evening, and good night!"
"Damn fine coffee!"
"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you
can with just a kind word."
Vikings [TV series]
"Who needs a reason for betrayal? One must always think the
worst Ragnar, even of your own kin. That way, you avoid too
much disappointment in life. "
"Greed -- in lack of a better word-- is good!"